yes this is the big bopper speakin

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

Frozen scenery.

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up

licklucifer:

dem-queer-animals:

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video

jesus

HELLOOOOO *guy keeps jogging*

2010-04-11

cuteyahooanswers:

i joyfully experienced an extraordinarily beautiful green frog with glorious markings, who hides in my raised garden bed. As i watered the veggies in the area yesterday, it startled at the forceful “rain” from the hose, jumping from its hiding place to reveal itself. It is soooooo lovely, and i am honored to have such a one bring its beautiful energy to my space.