jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

He’s calling the spirits of darkness, I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him.

shawarmababy:

can i just?

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my great aunt and my mom were talking about weight and my mom brought up the fact that i was slim and my great aunt actually grabbed my shoulders and said “yes i’m so jealous i just want to murder people like you” in a really low voice 

someone please call the authorities